BWISH Studios Film Archive

Buddy Cops

An episodic tale of two cops, Buddy and Cops, in a buddy cop comedy about buddy cops starring Buddy and Cops. This film became difficult to film considering the two stars live approximately 2000 miles away from each other.

Caution Man: ZWISCHENZUG

BWISH's biggest movie that never quite got off the ground due to... Well, Caution Man getting "cancelled".

Indiana Justin and the Porcelain Throne

A trailer for an unfinished film that will most likely never be complete. Enjoy the selected clips and wonder what could have been.

iPod Raft

Just a really short and stupid "commercial".

Are You My Brother's Keeper?

A collaborative effort between Jason Talley and Justin Evans originally created as a serious short film based on this painting by Jason. Jason had his own "Edit" which was a fairly literal film interpretation of the painting. And then Justin made his own version. This is Justin's version.

Mobile Book Bible

An After Effects test gone WAY too far.

Death Fight 2: Final Discharge

The legendary Victor Tiffany has an inevitable confrontation with his arch-nemesis, Seymour Bwang. Their personal battle takes an epic turn when Seymour decides to unleash his... secret WEAPON! This was shot in one rushed afternoon during the most bitterly cold day in DC in 2005.

Death Fight 3: Endless Duel

The exciting third installment of a planned 40 part mini-series (not really), Death Fight 3 takes place sometime after Death Fight 2. Victor Tiffany must face an opponent who can dodge anything... Without moving.

On/Off

One man discovers a lever that can (and will) change the fate of mankind... FOREVER. Will he leave the switch ON? Or will he turn the switch OFF? Watch it to satisfy your boiling curiosity! Original music score by Josh Libatique (http://www.j-kun.com)!

KrunkBot

A typical, peaceful day at the picturesque Peter Pan School for Nice Boys and Girls is interrupted suddenly by a savage and brutal rampaging robot known only as... KRUNKBOT.

The Interrogation

A 100% totally improvised film of an interrogation. Quite possibly one of the worst films ever made. More of a Caution Crew creation than a BWISH creation, but regardless, someone might find it funny. It does have a couple funny quotes at least. ...No, it really doesn't. It's horrible.

Land Shark

While having nothing to do with Saturday Night Live, this film about a renegade land shark was left unfinished. Loss of interest and crew resulted in this films most unfortunate demise. For viewing are a trailer and an unfinished opening scene. There is still hope for this project though. It may be revived and "reworked" one day. But probably not.

CloneTek

Martin wanted to take down this film and I obliged... For a year or so. Then I changed my mind and put it back up. I'm sticking it to the man as it were. Anyway, this is a commercial for CloneTek and their patented Clone-In-A-Box technology. CloneTek of course being the company that Technor used to clone Caution Man to create Danger Man.

The Friend

An unfinished film that tied into Peeping Tom; Curse of the Peeper (making it somewhat a trilogy) was about the most annoying friend in the world that turned out to be Tom Peepers brother, George. Having snapped after Tom's supposed death from head explosion, George goes over to a friends house. After George is brutaly murdered by his "friend", a cover up is attempted., can a small group of friends hide their dark secret? The answer is no, but no one seemed to care.

The Dance

Having attained a webcam during Christmas 2002, Jim decided to test out his new toy by doing a little dance. This was followed up by emailing it to Justin who took the opportunity to... "BWISH-ify" it into something that was... well, it's something.

Old Man Redux

The original BWISH film remade one unusually warm January day for reasons unknown. An old man learns the risks of taking a leisurely stroll through The Punk's territory. While originally planned as a trilogy of sorts, the later two installments were canned. Part 2 would have had the Old Man attempt to exact revenge through a cane beating but would end up suffering the same beating from the Punk in Part 1. Part 3 would finally give the Old Man his revenge only to succumb to the revenge of the Innocent Bystander who got his head hit with a cane 2 too many times.

Indiana Andy

Indiana Andy must sneak into a townhouse and claim the idol within... Short, rushed, poorly made, shot in the dark and generally non-sensical are a few ways to describe this movie. The camera almost got broken when it was dropped in the garage.

Peeping Tom Curse of the Peeper

What happens when a stalker gets what he wants yet something still goes horribly wrong? Tom Peepers is one such person that must deal with this situation, and deal with it he shall. Originally filmed as sequels, they were eventually combined into one super feature of peeping goodness. It's pretty easy to tell the difference between the original part 1 and part 2.

51 Years of BWISH

A compiliation music video of sorts. Back when BWISH was young, at the end of every year a music video would be made showing off clips from the past year's films. This was the second of two music videos. These videos once only exist in Real Player format but have since been lost. If you have visited BWISH in the past and downloaded these please contact Justin so that he may reacquire them!

Applesauce

Call it... "Artsy". This was filmed while Justin created a short film of American school life for a teacher of his trip to Kazakhistan. It seemed funny at the time.

The Sniper

This film about BIG BWISH the hitman sniping a poor man multiple times seemed a bit... unsettling in the wake of the Washington DC Sniper events (Where BWISH lives, so to speak). Thus, it was removed for a while as to be "sensitive" to the situation. It was put back up in 2006 because really, it's just a silly movie that doesn't mean anything other than to be funny. The world has forgotten how to live and have fun as we overreact to everything. Enjoy watching Daniel get shot.

50 Years of BWISH

A compiliation music video of sorts. Back when BWISH was young, at the end of every year a music video would be made showing off clips from the past year's films. This was the first of two music videos. These videos once only exist in Real Player format but have since been lost. If you have visited BWISH in the past and downloaded these please contact Justin so that he may reacquire them!

Metal Gear BWISH

Back before Caution Man, a younger and seedy Martin took the role of Solid BWISH. Had this film been thought of later, Solid BWISH would have definitely been renamed Solid BWANG. Nothing but test footage was done for this and a teaser trailer was made for it. After quickly losing interest in the idea the film was essentially scrapped. The footage survived in VHS form until 2005 until it was intentionally taped over with Family Guy episodes and a Green Day special for Justin's fiance.

The Bully

A nerd bumps into a bully, hilarity and action follow. Was never actually lost but was made so poorly it is unwatchable. Daniel, our camera man, had a wonderful idea but neglected to share it with everyone else. He thought he'd save editing time by editing it in the camera by recording a scene, then would rewing the tape to sync it up to shoot the following take. This of course ended up failing so various/all shots would end a few seconds before they should have, cutting off dialogue and action. In retrospect it's pretty hilarious and may find it's way onto BWISH in the future.

Running Boy

Why is it whenever I try to write "Running Boy" I always instinctivly type at first "Rubbing Boy"? In any case, this film following a similar formula of "The Long Lost Movie" involved Running Boy running by/through some geese, pass a field, through the woods, and into a net where he explodes. Makes sense to me! Has since been lost.

The Long Lost Movie

One of the first films we ever made. It was done for an assignment in a film class in highschool. It was rediscovered in 2003 and given the title "The Long Lost Movie". A recurring film class character, Running Boy, debuts in this film and does what he does best. Running.

Old Man

The first films we ever made for "reals". It was done for an assignment in a film class during highschool and filmed in about 10 minutes. You'll notice many distractions and curious students trying to wreck the whole shoot (and for the most part suceeded). Just a silly film about how old men and young punks don't get along.